*it is a "bed room", meaning all it would fit is a bed and that's about it.
I'm looking forward to getting the hell out of town at the end of the week, and I'd like to kindly request that all criminals in San Francisco refrain from shooting anyone within my earshot for the weekend, as my nerves are a little bit shot to hell at the moment. I'd also like to request that it not rain, as I'm planning on giving the slides I was somehow completely oblivious to during the three years I lived in SF a good workout. Seriously, how did I not know about this???