And Just Like That, I'm Single Again

Sometimes things don't work out the way you'd expect them or want them to. Sometimes you end up being the asshole, despite your best effort. Sometimes you can't help but be an asshole, despite yourself. A lot of times people turn out different than you expected them to. Sometimes you turn out to be the different one. Sometimes you find yourself alone, even though you know you're better as half of a pair. Sometimes you realize you're going to have to date again, and you realize you could save yourself a lot of trouble by just kicking yourself in the teeth, instead.