Update! We've made a McNuggetini video. Please click here for your viewing pleasure...or rather, viewing disgust.
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This is gross. You may not like me anymore after you read this, although some of you pervs may like me even more. For a few months now, Alie and I have had an idea for the perfect late night/after hours snack. It started as a joke. We found ourselves hungry after last-call, and seemed to be having regular cravings for McNuggets. Alie's obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.
McNuggetini
Recipe by Alie and Georgia
McNuggetini
Recipe by Alie and Georgia
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolute)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes). Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth. Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbaque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolute)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes). Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth. Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbaque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
Photographic Evidence (thanks to my sister, Leah):
Purchasing the Goods (so exciting!)
Pouring
"Vodka...tons."
Shaking
Rimming
It's bad luck to pour your own McNuggitini
Prepairing the McNugget garnish
Never pass-up an opourtunity to toast with a friend
Meat garnishing
After months of daydreaming, the final product is here!
"To life."
Tentative.
"Oh sweet Jesus."
Don't vomit.
Try really, really hard not to vomit.
Try again.
Vodka makes everything better
You're drinking a McNuggitini, it's almost required that you act like a dork
The money shot.
The End.
Update! We've made a McNuggetini video. Please click here for your viewing pleasure...or rather, viewing disgust.
34 comments:
VOM
OMG I didn't think you guise were srsly going to do this...bleghslghdghlghalsghlrghalsrhgailsrhglsrhggrigh!!!
First, I must applaud you for turning a noun into a verb, as in "rim each glass." I always appreciate when someone makes improvements to the language.
Second, I am impressed by the extensive documentation you did for this project. Very nice.
Lastly, taken as a whole, this post made me a little sick.
Okay, wait, this actually happened? I thought it was a dream...A battered and deep fried frosty alcoholic chocolately dream. With barbecue sauce.
i just threw up alittle in my mouth.
omfg I am so glad you documented this
Is there a vegan recipe for this? Because that could really make someone want to barf.
When I was a bartenter many years ago at a steak house we served a "beef martini" made with filtered blood from the meat before it was cooked. People came from all around to have one with their dinner. I never tried it but I'm told it was very tasty.
Georg - your friends are SOOO nice! Why, yes, I am the greatest mcnuggetini-documentary-photographer in the whole world and I've posted some more of these fantastic vignettes of you and Alie on my photo-blog, http://blogmysister.blogspot.com/.
Blort!
You're not a well girl. Wow!
Great cocktail, I love "garnishing" shot.
haaaahahahahahahaha. did i ever tell you about the salami martini derek and i made? delish.
Sounds gross...but I have this weird itch to make one...mm tasty.
Just lurking from Intrepid Tuesday. That is sooooooo wrong, but you make it look fun!
So what does a mcnuggetini look like coming back up?
Now *I* can find something to enjoy when I take my kids to Micky Ds.
Brilliant.
Oh lordy...
good think you had photographic evidence, otherwise i'd think it was just tomfoolery.
hello via intrepid tuesday
I'm not sure how, but you managed to take something that's pretty darned unappealing and make it look like a lot of fun. :-)
Howdy via Intrepid Tuesday. Glad you shared your post there.
ohmygod. this made me sick and giggly. and i don't think i've ever felt sick and giggly simultaneously. thank you for this nugget of joy.
Words fail me. And I thought bacon-eggnogg was pushing it.
This did, however, make me smile.
This is so funny! My coworkers and I loved it so much that we blogged about it:
http://tinyurl.com/cmfc3s
Excellent work! finding new ways to Responsibly Serve Alcohol WITH Food.
Sined
from Australia
Yeah, we blogged about it too. I McVommed a little bit, but I got over it and appreciated the creativity.
Okay, you are clearly a legend because I've heard of this little concoction through the blogvines not long ago. I tip my hat to you, and puke a little bit.
Also, your hair is ammmaaaazzzinng. I can't manage to get cute short cuts without it morphing into a mullet within a week. I do not understand the growing pattern of my hair, but I am convinced the back grows at super human speeds while the front just chills. Not fair.
This is every bit fantastic. I definitely didn't think you were actually going to do it either!
Love ur blog, it always amazes me, and I recently did a new blog and I´ve been dying to share this awesome recipe for a while now (with its due credit of course... so... what the heck I posted it, I hope this is ok with you :D (I translated and addes my own comments lol) and I read about your AA meeting and that and... well... its also a good recipe without the vodka :D
Brilliant!
Nice blog .. I never thought that you going to write about it:) thanks a lot
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