This is gross. You may not like me anymore after you read this, although some of you pervs may like me even more. For a few months now, Alie and I have had an idea for the perfect late night/after hours snack. It started as a joke. We found ourselves hungry after last-call, and seemed to be having regular cravings for McNuggets. Alie's obsession and constant quest to find the perfect alcoholic beverage/dinner/dessert (also see: White Russian), led us to concoct what is sure to become the new craze for the upscale watering holes.
McNuggitini
Recipe by Alie and Georgia
McNuggitini
Recipe by Alie and Georgia
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolute)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes). Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth. Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbaque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
Cook Time: 0 minutes
Yield: 2 servings
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolute)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes). Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth. Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbaque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
Photographic Evidence (thanks to my sister, Leah):
Purchasing the Goods (so exciting!)
Pouring
"Vodka...tons."
Shaking
Rimming
It's bad luck to pour your own McNuggitini
Prepairing the McNugget garnish
Never pass-up an opourtunity to toast with a friend
Meat garnishing
After months of daydreaming, the final product is here!
"To life."
Tentative.
"Oh sweet Jesus."
Don't vomit.
Try really, really hard not to vomit.
Try again.
Vodka makes everything better
You're drinking a McNuggitini, it's almost required that you act like a dork
The money shot.
The End.
13 comments:
VOM
OMG I didn't think you guise were srsly going to do this...bleghslghdghlghalsghlrghalsrhgailsrhglsrhggrigh!!!
First, I must applaud you for turning a noun into a verb, as in "rim each glass." I always appreciate when someone makes improvements to the language.
Second, I am impressed by the extensive documentation you did for this project. Very nice.
Lastly, taken as a whole, this post made me a little sick.
Okay, wait, this actually happened? I thought it was a dream...A battered and deep fried frosty alcoholic chocolately dream. With barbecue sauce.
i just threw up alittle in my mouth.
omfg I am so glad you documented this
Is there a vegan recipe for this? Because that could really make someone want to barf.
When I was a bartenter many years ago at a steak house we served a "beef martini" made with filtered blood from the meat before it was cooked. People came from all around to have one with their dinner. I never tried it but I'm told it was very tasty.
Georg - your friends are SOOO nice! Why, yes, I am the greatest mcnuggetini-documentary-photographer in the whole world and I've posted some more of these fantastic vignettes of you and Alie on my photo-blog, http://blogmysister.blogspot.com/.
Blort!
You're not a well girl. Wow!
Great cocktail, I love "garnishing" shot.
haaaahahahahahahaha. did i ever tell you about the salami martini derek and i made? delish.
Sounds gross...but I have this weird itch to make one...mm tasty.
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