You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.

The fact that Rube (from one of my favorite shows, Dead Like Me):



and Inigo Montoya (from one of my favorite movies ever, ever, ever):


are played by the same person...is just too much for me to wrap my head around right now. Please go about with your regularly scheduled daily activities while I sit here and say "wait, what???" over and over, and furrow my brow for an hour or two.