Wednesday, December 9, 2009

New York, I Love You...and your pork buns.

Well THAT was one of the best weekends of my life. Phew...honestly, I can't even begin to tell you how perfect the last few days have been. I guess I should come clean and tell you the original purpose of our weekend trip to New York, instead of being so vague...but unfortiately you'll just have to sit tight. I promise to come clean when I get the all-clear.

It was a whirlwind weekend of meetings, makeup, mucus (on Alie's part) and mayhem that's best summed up with photos and notes, as most good things are.

These things happened:

We weren't scheduled to fly out until Friday morning, but someone who wanted to meet with us would be out of town from Friday night on. So Thursday night we begged and pleaded our way onto a red-eye flight. It wasn't the most graceful thing that happened during our trip, but it was successful, so there's that.

Happily waiting for our flight.

I fell down a flight of stairs, stone cold sober both times, and have a huge bruise on my ass and forearm to prove it. Yes, I'm a klutzy person, but in my defense the stairs were worn by decades of use, and my favorite black flats that I insist on wearing to death have ZERO tread. Ass, meet marble.

We attended a Tumblr Meet-Up with many lovely New York Tumblrs in attendance, not a few of whom were consuming our infamous McNuggetini's which the bar owner so graciously allowed to be served for the low price of $4 each. It was so fun to meet and chat with all these new people, all the while having a McNugget-garnished drink clutched in our hands. Photos to come.


Stayed with a sweet (and more than a little attractive) friend of Alie's who was the most gracious and accommodating host one could ask for (above, he's serenading me with the most beautiful version of Georgia On My Mind). The first day we arrived, after a long nap in his bed and a quick shower, he showed us around the store he works at.


It's an amazing place with wall-to-wall vintage decorative pieces that blew my fucking mind. He let us try on jewelry that is worth more than my car, which doesn't really say much actually, as I drive a ten year old Jeep...but you get the idea.



We happened upon this amazing street performance in the middle of what was already one of the most wonderful Sunday's of my life. Photos by our host, Cole. Read about it here.


Obligatory tourist photo with a beautiful mural.

Posing under my brother's name.



We escaped the snow by ducking into a little deli and ordering coffee and donuts, which I hear helps protect one from nasty weather. It worked.

We had the most amazing time. Only two words can describe how awesome our trip was:

Thanks to all your wonderful recommendations for places to go and things to eat in New York. We sadly didn't have time to pwn as much food as we would have liked, but what we did eat was beyond spectacular (namely that freaking rice pudding at Rice to Riches and breakfast at Cafeteria). This was the first time I ever considered New York to be the type of place I'd want to move to, and it had a lot to do with all the amazing hospitality and graciousness of the people I met while I was there...and also the architecture. God I love the architecture.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Alie & Georgia Present: The Bloody Bacon & Cheese

Before I post a long entry all about our (amazing, wonderful, life-changing) weekend in New York, I wanted to share mine and Alie's newest libation creation with you. Directed and edited by the talented Mr. Peter Atencio, we think this is the best video so far. Very Twin Peaks, no? We hope you enjoy it! There's plenty more where this one came from.

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And here's the McNuggetini video, also directed and edited by Mr. Atencio, in case you missed it the first time around.

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And be sure to check out our You Tube page for more videos, and our new and exciting website for info.

Cheers!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

New York & Lola


I'll be in New York this weekend with my best friend, Miss Alie Ward. I wish I could tell you the reason we're going, and all the amazing and potentially life-changing things we'll be doing while there, but I'm afraid to jinx it. I'll just say, for the time-being, that this trip was made possible by the McNuggetini, which is pretty mind blowing. Who'd have thunk that a meat-garnished drink, invented over White Russians and popcorn at a dive bar, would lead to such potentially great heights??? Not I.

Friday night there will be a Tumblr Meet-Up party thrown in our honor, at which the aforementioned life-changing McNuggetini being served. If you'll be in New York and want the party info, I'd be happy to provide you with it after you prove your sanity and pinky swear that you're not a anti-blogger sociopath. Promise? Swear?? Okay, email me for the party info here: georgiaisyourfriend@gmail.com

I've only been to New York twice before, and both those times with romantic traveling companions. I'm excited to go this time with my partner in crime and hopefully have a fabulously nefarious time. Also a gluttonous time. I'm determined to consume as much New York coffee, as many bagels and slices of pizza, and as much strangely flavored rice pudding as possible. What's your favorite thing to eat in New York? I need suggestions so that I can achieve my goal of weighing at least five extra pounds by the time I step onto the returning flight Sunday night.
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This week has been crazy due to all the trip planning, so I haven't had a chance to update regarding the new kitty. Things didn't go as planned when I met to meet my potential superfluous-toed kitty. She just didn't give me that "that's MY cat!" feeling for some reason. But as I was leaving, sadly empty handed, I was told there was a Siamese mix kitten available if I'd like to meet her. Ummm, yes please!

Within minutes she was sitting on my lap, melting into my arms as I gave her my patented expert cat ear rub. "She's yours," my mom, who was perched on a chair watching, said with a glint in her eye. An hour later she was home with me.

Lola
So far Elvis likes her, and although they don't snuggle yet as I had hoped they would, they play together like they're old friends. He avoids me just a little, and doesn't sleep with me anymore which breaks my heart just a tad. He'll get over it, right?? Lola, on the other hand, is possibly the sweetest kitten (six months old) that I've ever met. I swear she just melts into your arms the moment you pick her up. She's playful but not destructive, silly and cute, with the most darling little mew you've ever heard.



Have a lovely weekend, friends...New York updates to follow!

xo

Monday, November 30, 2009

Failed Relationship: Therapist Edition

I recently broke up with my therapist, whom I had been seeing for a couple months. I know it sounds silly for me to use the term "break up" in regards to my therapist, but it really felt like an actual break up...an awkward, stressful break up that ended with forced well wishes sent via emoticon smiley faced laced texts.

At first I just told her that I needed "a week or so off", hoping that she'd tell me to let her know when I was ready to start back up again and everyone could go on their blissfully unaware and confrontationless way. I guess one of the things I should have brought up while I was seeing her was how much I HATE confrontations. How I'd rather slowly fade away than straight-up address some situation even if the outcome doesn't necessarily call for awkwardness and is just being imagined by yours truly. I've become a bit of an avoidance ninja really - I've stealthy gotten out of a lot of situations that really didn't necessitate any getting out of in the first place. Yeah, I'm aware that I'm neurotic.

Anyway, instead of taking my hint she insisted that we at least have a quick chat on my normal session day just to check in, and then meet again the following week for our regular hour long session. The five or so minutes we spent on the phone were spent "going over my chart", something that really facilitated this break up to begin with. You see, while I was game to play the whole astrology thing in the beginning, hoping that she'd prove me wrong in my unabashed belief that it should never, ever be relied upon or taken seriously under any circumstances, most of all in the field of psychotherapy, I had started to become annoyed by it's very existence, and her insistence on using it, in the last month or so.

Sure I'm game to be read my horoscope if you so happen to have the page open. I'll even play along with a couple animated "ah!"s or disappointed "ooh"s when you tell me that today is a good day for meeting a tall Pisces man with the first initial "M" or that the stars are aligned *just so* - making it a bad day for bathing my dog or whatever. But honestly, I think it's all bullshit really.

Therapy has definitely helped me in the past, and my now-ex therapist was amazing for most of our time together. I learned a lot of interesting stuff about my childhood and how it plays into my life as an adult. She helped me with my current relationships (both friendship and romantic) and I really couldn't thank her enough for that. But our relationship got stagnant, repetitive and stale, and alas, it was time for me to move on. I guess that's why any relationship ends. Except at least with an actual, real-life relationship you're rewarded for your efforts by a bit of friendly ex-sex. I don't even get that, sadly.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Crazy Cat Girl

Although I've always wanted a million pets, or even just one more cat to keep my darling Elvis company while I'm out and about, I grapple with the idea of being a "crazy cat lady", as I'm sure most single ladies do. Aside from that, Elvis and I are pretty damn bonded. He sleeps curled up in the crook of my arm, happily being spooned by me and not minding the thin line of drool that sometimes creeps from my mouth as I sleep. He follows me around the house and expects me to share whatever snack I'm eating, a tradition which I'm happy to oblige as the image of him munching on caramel popcorn and artichoke leaves (his favorite) are just too funny to deny.

He's my buddy and my constant companion, and I can't even start to imagine my life without him. The phrase "I have a cat" would be a severe understatement. He's more than a cat, and to add another cat has always seemed like a violation of our bond.

But then last weekend came. A friend was in town and left his petite little cat with myself and Elvis. At first fur flew and warnings were sung loudly back and forth. "It's only until Sunday" I cooed at both myself and a distrait Elvis. But by Saturday afternoon, inexplicably, they were the best of friends. Perhaps they had figured out each other's boundaries. Or maybe it was that Elvis finally stopped guarding his litter box - adamant about the intruder not using it.

But I suspect it has more to do with the visiting cat's propensity for climbing up to the highest spots in the house and knocking things down, and she having the luck of flinging his bag of coveted treats from their spot on top of the kitchen cabinet, spilling them across the kitchen floor like a split pinata.

Whatever the case, Elvis bonded with her instantly. His demeanour was obviously different. He "talked" a lot less - his funny Siamese chatter reduced to a happy minimum. He was just generally more at ease and playful - less neurotic really. So when our feline visitor left, I went online in search of a suitable companion for both myself, and my beloved kitty. I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll be one cat closer to being a "crazy cat lady". I realize this post doesn't help much to deter that title. But my point is this: I'm going to meet this little lady on Friday afternoon. She currently goes by the moniker "Digit", as she has an extra toe on each paw (something I've always found charming in a cat).

Isn't she just beautiful? I dunno...she looks like a "Lily" to me.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Domestic Tuesdays - Bribery Dinner

The thing about friends is that, the more you have, the more people you have on hand to ask when you need a favor. I mean, it's awesome to surround yourself with nice people and everything, but it's even nicer when they have a special skill that they're willing to trade for whatever your special skill is.

My special skill just happens to be cooking, so that's what I traded mine and Alie's friend, the lovely Kathryn, for when we needed her mad video editing skills. You see, aside from the McNuggetini video (filmed, directed, and edited by our awesome friend Peter Atencio in exchange for, that's right, a home cooked dinner), Alie and I have recently shot our second video, the Ham Daiquiri.

That's right: a Daiquiri with ham in it. And not just ham - liquid smoke, too! Yeah, it was pretty...ummm...interesting. Anyway, Alie and I did our very best to edit the video, shot by my big sister Leah who is always willing to lend an expert hand with a camera in it, using iMovie. But after about 20 minutes, we realized it was futile. Enter Kathryn. While she futzed and fiddled with the video, cutting out at least half of the instances of me responding to Alie with "that's right!" (oh my god someone hit me in the face next time I say that), I went to work on making a dinner yummy enough to thank her for her hard work.

Mediterranean Pizza With Homemade Feta


I've been eyeing the whole wheat pre-made pizza dough at Trader Joe's for some time, and this was the perfect occasion to use it, seeing how we had this huge jar of homemade feta cheese, gifted to Alie by an awesome coworker.
Breathtaking.

I was running late to Alie's and everyone was hungry by the time I showed up, so I didn't let the pizza dough sit the requisite 20 minutes, which was a mistake as it was really difficult to handle cold.

Alie helped me with the stretching, as I got super annoyed with the dough and had to leave the room to have a moment with my glass of wine. Keep in mind that whenever you over-knead a dough or over-mix a batter, you're going to end up with something quite chewy or tough, so you always want to handle with care.

Since we had the amazing feta, I decided to go a Mediterranean route with the toppings. Above is canned artichoke hearts, kalamata olives, and roasted red pepper - all chopped. All these ingredients are super cheap, as was the dough, so this pizza (assuming you don't spend too much on the feta) is really affordable.

Instead of using pizza sauce, which didn't really mesh with the other components, I spread a thick layer of pesto over the uncooked dough.

This feta was probably one of the best I've ever tasted. While making my own cheese sounds a bit too time consuming for my lazy ways, it really was a better product than anything you can find in the store. Here's a good feta cheese recipe, if you're so interested (you show off, you).

Holy christ, this was a simple dinner to make. About 25 minutes in the oven and Alie's apartment smelled amazing, and the pizza was perfectly crisp on the bottom and the cheese all bubbly on top.

A salad on the side, and we were ready to get to work on the video.


Wait, somethings missing...

Oh right! Pineapple slices soaked in rum! How could I forget???


You can view the completed Ham Daiquiri video here. Thanks so much to Leah, Kathryn, and our friend Dan Samiljan who finished up the editing the following night (I made him soup and apple muffins, but they didn't turn out so well).
Cheers!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Domestic Tuesdays - Engagement Dinner

I asked two of my very best friends, Alie and Micah, to marry me over the weekend. After discussing what is my latest of failed attempts in dating-land, and one of them suggesting that I just marry them, I knelt down onto the pebbled concrete before them while they ate take-out sushi from the market in Little Tokyo, and told them that I love them both very much and that I would be honored if they would be my husbands. They accepted, and we all laughed and high-fived as I got back on my feet, straining from damage I've inflicted on my knees in the past 29 years.

To celebrate
our engagement, I invited them both over for dinner on Monday night. I had originally bought the ingredients to this meal in order to further woo the man I was seeing, but as I mentioned earlier, I have failed in that aspect of my life, so as fate would have it, I got to make it for two of the most important people in my life...which is a-okay with me!

I must say that this turned out to be one of the best meals I've ever made. It was very simple, yet tasted amazing and looked very elegant. I had never cooked scallops before, but I had gotten a tutorial from my mother a couple months back, so I wasn't too worried. They turned out to be possibly one of the most simple things I've ever made. They're super hard to fuck up, the only rule being that they should be as dry as possible, and to only cook them for about two minutes on each side, so as to not end up with something akin to chewing gum.

Scallops with Brussels Sprouts & Lemon-Chive Cream


The drier the scallops, the better sear you'll get once you place them in the frying pan. To dry, place a couple paper towels on a place with the scallops on top.


Top that with a couple more paper towels and another plate, and let that sit for about 20 minutes while you get everything else ready.

I found a recipe on Tastespotting (omfg I LOVE that website) for scallops with a sort-of brussel sprout hash. Brussel sprouts are my very, very favorite food, and realized I had never featured them on Domestic Tuesdays, so I thought I'd give it a go. Also there was pork in it, which = yes.
To ready a brussel sprout, start by cutting off most of the stem.
You want the outer leaves to fall off, revealing the pretty, unbruised leaves underneath. Normally I would just slice them in half and throw them in the oven with a bunch of olive oil and garlic until they were super crispy and yummy, but this recipe called for sauteing them, which I was skeptical about.

Wanting a starch, but not wanting to make more work for myself. I picked up this pretty bag of mushroom risotto from the market, having no idea if it would end up tasty or just plain gross. It was very simple to prepare: just boil some water, add butter and the contents of the bag and cover with a lid, and then leave it the fuck alone for 18 minutes. Sounds good to me, although I had to resist the urge to lift the lid and stir like eighty times. I'm just that kinda cook (ask my mom, I've ruined a couple of her stews to prove it). I also added about a cup of dried mixed mushrooms, just for the hell of it.

At this point the batteries in my camera died, so while they recharged I did the above prep work. You're looking at sliced brussel sprouts, sliced shallots, chopped garlic, and sliced pancetta. The bowl of white substance is lemon chive cream sauce which is drizzled over the finished dish. It adds a really lovely freshness to the dish, which is a little heavy on the oil and butter.


Alie and Micah showed up just as my camera batteries were ready to get back in the game! What I loved about cooking for them was the low expectations of it all. I mean, I'm sure they knew that dinner was going to be good, but I didn't have to dress up (case in point: my awesomely tattered house-dress), didn't need to put on any makeup or shave my legs in a desperate attempt to seem somewhat domesticated, and didn't need to hide the fact that cooking stresses me the eff out and makes me talk to myself and sweat a little. Bonus - I didn't have to put out on top of making them a fancy dinner.

I love cooking for dudes I'm dating in order to show off what a good little Holly Fucking Housekeeper I am, but fuck that noise. From now on, I'm not cooking for anyone I haven't been with for more than six months. Period.

Okay, I'm done with my dissertation on the bitterness of single girls everywhere. Where were we? Oh right, scallops! So now that you're dried off the scallops, you'll want to salt and pepper both sides pretty generously. I think I may have gone a little overboard with the salt, though. Heat two tablespoons of olive oil over medium heat (don't turn it up high, or it'll burn the outside and not cook the inside at all) until it's shiny (about a minute and a half) and then lay those fuckers on the pan with a set of tongs.

Now this party is important...DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE SCALLOPS! I mean it. Don't poke em' or prod em', or god forbid, re-adjust them. They're stuck to the pan, which is what's going to give it that perfect sear. Once they're ready to be flipped, about two minutes, they should come off the pan pretty easily. If they don't, give em another thirty seconds. Ditto on the other side.


Stop talking to yourself for a moment and have a sip of wine. You should also stop sweating as you're kinda freaking out your friends.


Yes. Look how pretty.


Once the scallops are done, transfer them to a plate and cover them with tin foil, so they stay warm while you finish the dish. Add about a tablespoon of butter to the pan that the scallops were just in, and use your tongs or a spatula to get all those yummy bits of cook scallop off the bottom of the pan. That, my friends, is called "flavor". Throw in the pancetta, and brown for just a moment before throwing in the rest of the mess.

At this point, your house is going to smell freaking amazing. Unfortunately for me, I have no ventilation in my apartment, so my house continued to smell that way for days.

I placed my cutting board over the pan in order to steam the brussel sprouts as I feared they'd be too under cooked.
Micah was nonplussed by my efforts.

I told him where he can stick it, as any good wifey should.

The finished product (before the lemon chive cream). People, I'm drooling just looking at that. It was SO. FREAKING. GOOD. You NEED to make this for someone you want to sleep with. They WILL sleep with you after eating this amazing concoction. And if they don't, I'll show you a boob next time I see you. I'm THAT confident about it.

Dinner is prepared. The rice was totally amazing, btw. Yay cutting corners!

Everyone enjoyed ourselves, and we all laughed about the fact that someday we'll talk about how we ate scallops during the recession.*

*they were actually pretty inexpensive, as I didn't buy them by the pound, but just bought as many as I needed.

The above shot is what I love about hanging out with Alie and Micah. Anything goes with them, and their friendship feels like the ones I used have in elem entry school, before I got self conscious and started seeing the world differently. After eating the fancy dinner I had slaved over, we all sat around and ate my leftover pancakes from breakfast with my dad the morning before. No one questioned it, or mentioned how weird it was...we just did it and laughed and talked and drank more wine.
I've never felt more unselfconscious in my adult life than I do when I'm around them. They're like the brother and sister I already have, but who went their own way when we all moved out of the family house and are living their own lives, so I got substitutes...or something.


After pancakes, we sat around my house and talked and, yes, drank more wine. I think there was a walk to the store and ice cream involved? Elvis was pleased to have company over, and showed this by sticking his tail up Micah's allergic nose on two occasions.


We talked and talked, and I was just so happy to have them over.


I'm the luckiest wife in the world.
Here's the recipe link on Food and Wine.com. I doubled the amount of garlic and shallot. Also, forget cooking the brussel sprout mixture in a seperate pan. Use the scrapings from the scallop pan instead. Recipe link. Happy cooking, my friends!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Past, Present, Future

Sometimes I feel too young to already have a past. Sure I have my childhood and all the stories that I've accumulated since then - the deaths, births, heartbreak and joy. But sometimes that feels like it's just an accumulation of emotions, so that one day, when I reach a certain point, I'll be ready to face my REAL future with maturity.

But then I watch videos like this time lapse one of San Francisco, and I think to myself "I had a life there once." It's my past now. Three and a half years of my life that I'll never experience again. It was three and a half years spent in a city that was new to me, with a man who I'll never know so intimately again, and his child who will never be my stepdaughter, as I used to wish so hard that she would become.

There are so many things I've been wanting to blog about this week, but my thoughts just won't get straight in my head. I want to tell you about all the exciting things that have been happening since we posted our McNuggetini video on You Tube, but I can't let myself voice them yet.

I want to write about my camping trip with my dad, and tell you about what it's like to be the product of a divorce, but I don't have the right prose for that yet.

I want to show you photos of my apartment - of the joy it brings me as I fix it up and make it my home - but the photos just aren't turning out quite right - they aren't showing what I see when I look around at the place, and picture it in my mind.

I wish I could tell you all about the guy I've been dating for the past couple months, but even I don't know what to say about that yet - I'm happy when I'm around him though, I can tell you that much.

I'll get to all that though. Just please know that I'm itching to tell you all about how exciting everything has been, and to tell you the stories about my life that make up my past, but have also made me into the person who can't wait for her future. So be patient with me.



Photos by '>the awesome Lou O'Bedlam.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Domestic Tuesdays - The Recession Goes Domestic

When I posted last week about being kinda in the hole with my finances and how much it embarrassed me, so many of you commented that you were in the same situation. I also go SO MUCH advice and great tips that I'm sure will help me get my bank account out of the negatives (yes, I was overdrawn again this month...sigh). Since so many of you admitted to being unable to save money too, I thought I'd give some of my own advice when it comes to curbing back spending, as I'm actually not totally brain damaged when it comes to cutting corners and not spending an entire paycheck in one fail swoop.

For me, that area of expertise is packing a healthy breakfast and lunch for work instead of eating out. Sure, it's not brain surgery, but it's something that I've noticed a lot of people in my office avoid. Personally, the thought of spending money on a "meh" lunch or even a pretty good one during the hour allotted to me in the middle of my eight hour work-day seems like such a waste. In fact, I almost always refuse to buy anything, even on those days I've forgotten my lunch. Bringing a healthy lunch to work increases my happiness twofold: I'm saving money, and eating healthy - this way, I don't feel [as] guilty when I order that bacon cheeseburger when I go out with a friend to dinner. Problem solved!

So for this week's Domestic Tuesday, I'd like to show you what's in my lunchbox today. I have to be at work by 8 a.m. everyday (oh the humanity!!!), so I bring my breakfast to work, too, as I am in no way a morning person, and getting up early to eat breakfast would take more willpower than I have at this point in my life.


My favorite breakfast lately is plain yogurt, berries, flax seed oil, and granola. I don't like buying individual tubs of yogurt because they're a lot more expensive than buying a large container and then just separating it out into tupperware (plus most of the brand names have high fructose corn syrup in them). Fresh berries are great, but mine always end up going bad before I can use them all, so I like getting frozen. My favorite granola is Maple Pecan from Trader Joe's, but this Pumpkin Spice was cheaper so I grabbed a bag of that this time.

I throw the yogurt and berries into a Tupperware with about a tablespoon of flax seed oil (it's SO good for you!), and then put the granola in a bag to mix in once I get to work. It's yummy, filling, and healthy.

For lunch, I usually make a big pot of something like chili or penne with sausage and eat it throughout the week, but I'm trying to eat a little lighter. I started with a package of whole wheat lavash bread, but you could use pita or a tortilla. Instead of using fattening mayonnaise (which I'm not a fan of anyways), I bought some white bean and basil hummus, and spread that on thick.

At my local ethnic market, sliced turkey was $2.99 a pound. I always buy freshly sliced meats and cheese from the deli counter at the store. It's usually cheaper than buying the prepackaged kinds, and you can order only as much as you need (being a single girl living alone, this helps a lot).

Next, veggies! I used red pepper, tomatoes, and red leaf lettuce, with some fresh cracked pepper on top.

Next, wrap that fucker up!
I am a HUGE snacker. I eat a little something about every two hours, and NEVER let myself get hungry. I've always been this way, and I've always been thin...just sayin'! Aside from the turkey wrap and granola/yogurt is a fig bar, an apple (which I love to eat with a string cheese), a bag of prunes (don't judge!), and three (yes, three) dark chocolate covered pretzels for that inevitable afternoon sweet craving I always have.

Bringing your lunch can get boring, so it helps to have a cute bag to make it more exciting. And yes, that's a Red Bull cola. What can I say? Coffee and tea don't do it for me anymore.

Scene from today's lunch break.

Scene from today's "Scenes From My Lunch Break"
(can we laugh real quick about how many tries it took me to get this photo correct using the automatic timer on my camera, and how many up-skirt shots I ended up with as I bent over to sit down??? There was a homeless man watching bemusedly the entire time.)
What's your favorite money-saving tip?!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Scenes From A Not Broken Camera

I dropped my nice digital camera a couple weeks back, and I have yet to send it in to be repaired. In the mean time, my generous friend Alie has lent me an older camera of hers to use, but I only bought a card reader for it this past weekend, so there were a ton of photos on the camera. Here are the photos:

I went to San Francisco for the weekend and was really nervous about it, having only gone back twice since I moved away. There are still so many places that hold strong memories for me, and I'm nothing if not nostalgic. I ended up having an amazing time though, and it felt like I sorta made peace with the city, for as lame as that sounds. I love it there, but I was so happy to come home to my Los Angeles.


The weekend was particularly sunny and warm, so we grabbed ton of cheese and fruit, a couple beers, and wasted the day in Dolores Park - people watching and talking. It was lovely.
I got to visit with my ex boyfriend's daughter, whom I met when she was just a little girl. I can't believe how grown-up she is now! I had to stand on my very tip-toes just to be the same height as her. She's a lovely young lady and I'm so glad she's still in my life.

The view from my friend Becky's house, overlooking the Sunset district. I crashed on Becky's couch after a night spent drinking at a gay bar, and woke up to her two adorable kittens playing on top of me. That was a good way to wake up.

I had my obligatory cappuccino It's It, although I must admit it's not as thrilling now that we here in Los Angeles can get them (albeit only vanilla) at any Albertsons grocery store.

I came home to find my friend's cat visiting me and Elvis for a couple days while my friend was out of town. He's kind of a brat, but a charming kitty, nonetheless.

He's no match for this fellow, though.




A couple of Scenes From My Lunch Break


My first honest-to-goodness Korean barbecue experience. It was beyond words.

It was my sister's birthday yesterday and she celebrated by throwing a cupcake and champagne party. Don't you just love her dress?!

She baked ALL these cupcakes, aside from the small ones which I bought, my plans to make vanilla cupcakes with salted caramel frosting having been thwarted by a hangover.

Happy Birthday, Lee Lee!

I got to hang out with my brother and his adorably pregnant fiance. They're such a cute couple.

I felt the baby kick! It was freaky! Really though, I can't wait to be Auntie Georgia. Oh, I also cut all my hair off, my decree of "No Haircut in '09" falling by the wayside after I realized that long hair made me look like a soccer mom.

Return of the cute haircut.

Finally, please follow this link to You Tube, where you'll find the finished McNuggetini video. That's right, we made a video. Watch as we guide you through the step-by-step process for making our most famous concoction: the legendary McNuggetini cocktail! Enjoy!

P.S. Thank you SO much for all your wonderful comments and excellent money advice in my last post. You guys really are the kewlest, nicest readers a girl could ask for.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Overdrawn

I've been having some, well, difficulties with money lately...and when I say "lately", what I really mean is "my entire adult life". It's an embarrassing thing to discuss, especially with people I'm not close to, because it makes me feel like such a failure to be twenty freaking nine and still have an overdrawn checking account somewhat regularly (at least lately). Shouldn't I have this shit figured out by now? Shouldn't I have even a LITTLE bit of savings tucked away in case of emergency?? Doesn't everyone else???

I guess that's part of my problem - the whole "I SHOULD be able to do this" thing. The fact is, I have a good job in that it's steady work and pays relatively well - compared to my expenditures (yay cheap rent!). I don't have a school loan to pay off (yay dropping out of college!) or much in the way of credit card debt, so technically, this few-days-before-I-get-paid almost overdrawn freak-out I have every month should be able to be avoided. Somehow though, especially in the past few months, I've gotten into the habit of spending my entire paycheck days before I get my next. It's scary. It's depressing. I don't want to be like this.

But it's always something though, ya know? Rent needs to be paid, so there goes a big chunk of one paycheck. The next paycheck should be mine to save (or spend...no, save) but I didn't pay my phone bill last month because I was broke so I have to pay that x's 2...and, oh shit, I have NO food in the house because I've been avoiding Trader Joe's like the plague because I don't want to spend money, but that just means I have nothing to bring to work for lunch, so I've been spending money on take-out, so I do a Trader Joe's trip and end up dropping like eighty bucks. I need to go to Target for my prescription, and pick up some trivialities that end up totalling almost a hundred bucks, somehow.

Ugh. I don't want to live like this. I want to save money, I want to have a cushy pillow in my bank account "just in case". I've done it before, in fact it used to be my norm, so why is it proving to be so difficult lately? I can't pinpoint what's changed, but I'm guessing it's my attitude towards spending. I have a hard time saying "no" or "I can't afford it right now" to both my friends and myself. I know the tips and tricks for going out and still saving money, but I have a hard time being okay with needing to do that every time I go out. I shouldn't have to. I don't wake up at 7 a.m. every morning and spend my entire day in an office so that I can bring a flask with me to a bar.

Sorry to sound complainy. I know I'm lucky to have the things I do, and that my problems are insanely trivial compared to many. But I guess that's the most frustrating part about it: I have opportunities, good luck, and knowledge...so why is it that I STILL can't get my shit together???

Tell me, how to do you save money? Any tips on how to change bad spending habits?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Deal?

I woke up last night somewhere around 3 a.m. with a purring cat on my chest. Half awake, I padded to the bathroom for a middle-of-the-night pee and marveled at how much the sound of my slippers shuffling against the hardwood floor mirrored the sound my mother makes when she does her own late-night slipper shuffle. Another begrudged tick on the "how I'm like my mother" list. After I had curled back into bed and the aforementioned cat had once again cozied himself against my body (much to my contentment), my mind started wandering - half awake and half in dreamland.

This is a normal occurrence for me - these late night, somewhat insomniatic fantasies. Last night I imagined that I was on the game show Deal or No Deal. This isn't a dream I'm telling you about, lest you think I'm one of those annoying people who thinks anyone is interested in her dreams (I know that the only time anyone wants to hear about someone else's dreams is when it's about them, or there's naked people involved), but what I'm speaking of are more like daydreams,with some misfiring neurons due to recent REM sleep thrown in for good measure.

Anyway, Deal or No Deal. I was wearing my yellow blouse with the ruffled bib and a high waisted skirt in navy blue. I looked adorable, and my family and friends cheered me on from the audience as I had to decide between the remaining two suitcases, one containing a million dollars or something (the number kept changing) and the other a paltry amount. I don't remember what I chose, but I fell asleep thinking that first thing in the morning, I needed to figure out how to register to be a contestant on this game show.

When I got to work this morning I remember that there had been something I wanted to do. What was it??? I knew I had to finish watching this week's episode of The Biggest Loser (a show I just started watching and am totally enthralled with) and that it had been painfully long since I posted a blog entry, a thought which came with the familiar overwhelming guilt I've come so accustomed to in my writing career...but there was something else. Oh yes! I wanted to...sign up...for...Deal or No Deal??? What the fuck? I've watched that show like twice in my entire life, and why the hell would I even get on it if I had the patience to register myself for it?!

Anyway, the point of this story is that they're not casting for Deal or No Deal right now, so I'll have to think of another way to become rich and fulfill my middle of the night fantasies. Or I could just gain 200 pounds and get on The Biggest Loser. Man that's a good show.

What's your most random fantasy?

Friday, October 2, 2009

Honest Scrap

The lovely LBN over at I'm Just Saying was sweet enough to gift me with an Honest Scrap award for my last post which, from what I can tell, is just a way to get me to spill ten secrets about myself. But, seeing how she is a long-time reader, regular commenter, and all around great gal (and hell, I'm running very thin on blog topics these days anyway) I'll indulge...with six secrets.

1. I have a bit of a clothes shopping addiction. I can almost guarantee that I have more clothes than you, and that's not something I'm bragging about as much as admitting as a fault of mine. I am quite proud of my wardrobe though, as it consists mostly of lucky thrift store and estate sale finds mixed with children's-section Target finds, and off-the-rack Forever 21 purchases that you'd almost never guess were sweat-shop made. I also have that annoying habit of responding to a outfit complement by divulging the price of whatever item in question by exclaiming something along the lines of "Oh this dress?? Paid FOUR bucks for it at a thrift store in Burbank!"

My closet:


2. I blame this quirk of mine on my mother, although she can blame it on her own, too...actually, this tradition may have even started in the old country, for all I know. The mothers of my family, when taking their child to pee, would always make this noise to hurry it up. It's supposed to mimic the sound of water running, although why they didn't just turn the damn water on, I'll never know.

"Pssh pssh pssh," in rapid secession. Anyway, the point is that noise got ingrained in my psyche, and I'm unable to pee, even when I HAVE. TO. go, without making that noise under my breath. It's embarrassing, but I can almost guarantee I'll pass it along to my kids, should I ever have any.

3. I dropped my new camera the other night and I think it's broken. Okay, I KNOW it's broken. I CAN NOT be trusted with electronics and other niceties.


4. I once fed sand to a baby.

5. Sometimes...oftentimes, actually, I'll happen upon a menu for a restaurant via some food blogger and even if the restaurant is halfway across the country, or even around the world, I'll take a few minutes and read (i.e. drool) over the menu and pick out what I'd order if I were there.

This morning I did it with Shake Shack via Smitten Kitchen even though I have less than no plans to visit New York anytime soon (I'd order a 'shroom burger and cheese fries, fyi). Have I ever told you that I'm astounded that I'm not fat?

6. Whew...okay, this one is something I'm afraid to admit, but I might as well just put it out there so you know the type of person you're dealing with. Let me start by telling you that I have a bit of an obsession with all things olfactory - I have since I was a baby. I used to walk around with my thumb in my mouth and my yellow "blankie" that was knit by my grandmother jammed to my nose between my free fingers so I could sniff all the lovely odours that accumulated on the well-worn blanket. My mom had to pry it from my fingers while I slept just to wash it.

Although Blankie has been retired to a cozy spot in my closet, my obsession with scents continue. I involuntarily inhale strangers as they walk past me, as I find people's distinct scents to be so telling. And finally, a confession that I admit to very, very few people: the smell of my cat's breath is one of the most comforting things to me. When he yawns, I inhale with great gusto, taking comfort in the familiar stench of his cat-breath. There, I said it.

Okay, your turn. One very honest thing about yourself, please!



Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Secret Life of a Blogger or Two Months with an Ok Cupid Account

I have a confession to make. It's something I'm a bit embarrassed about, even though I told myself I was partly doing it so I could blog about it. I guess that may have been an excuse though, because it started sometime in May and ended (badly) in August, yet I still haven't gotten around to writing about it. Don't judge me now, okay? Promise? Pinky swear? Alright, here goes: for a little over two months, I was a member of an online dating site, and even went out with about six dudes that I met through that site.

I'm still single, so I guess you can surmise how well that endeavor turned out. I was a bad blogger and didn't take detailed notes or record any specifics in order to document the undertaking...hell, I don't even remember all of the dude's names, having only gone on more than one date with two of them.

My first Internet date was with a cute, older graphics designer who looked strikingly like a fit Simon Pegg. He was one of the first guys to contact me after I created my profile, which I wish I had saved cause, god damn, it was witty. A cute user pic and a the blanks filled in with "earth", "wind" and "pizza" in the required user description of "I am *blank*, *blank* and *blank*" assured me a slew of nerdy dudes vying for my attention.

I couldn't believe how nervous I was before this first date, considering I had gotten to know this guy over numerous emails for a week or two beforehand, and had no doubt I would like him. Internet dating horror stories of people looking nothing like their photos in person and worrying that we'd have nothing to talk about plagued me until I opened the door and found a handsome man waiting to take me out and show me a good time. He was sweet, interesting, and funny, but I didn't really feel any connection between us, and when I went on my first date with the next guy and felt actual sparks fly, I knew that #1 was destined to be a single date only.

Date #2 made up for his lack of height with his tremendous silent poise, which made my heart race a bit when I first saw him walk up to me at our intended meeting spot at the Fairfax flea market. His bright blue eyes were piercing and even more dramatic because the rest of his face was hidden behind an unruly beard (something I'm quite fond of). We went on quite a few dates before I realized that his silent poise was almost impossible to crack, so I moved on.

In between date #2 and my final date, there are a slew of nice, charming, attractive guys who had interesting, promising careers and seemed genuinely interested in me...none of whom I felt any connection to or impulse to get to know better. I must say that going on date after date with guys of this caliber and feeling NOTHING in the way of flutter in your heart or fire in your loins can start to make a girl feel like there is absolutely no hope for her, and that she might as well resolve herself to a life of feline companions and solo romps with her vibrator.

By the time my last first dates rolled around - the second to last being a cute but nerdy motorcycle aficionado with a passion for falafels - I got myself ready with less enthusiasm than I can muster even for the gym. I smudged some makeup over my face, donned an acceptable outfit, and trudged to our designated falafel-eating meeting spot, bemoaning the loss of that wonderful nervous feeling one is supposed to experience when dating. He was nice, I was charming, neither of us bothered contacting the other after our first date.

My online dating life ended with a mean, 3 a.m. drunken voicemail from the very last of the contenders who wanted an explanation as to why "Los Angeles girls suck". Sadly, I couldn't give him that explanation, and we went our separate ways. He was a funny, intelligent Ira Glass-look-alike from Chicago who was going to school for a noble profession. He was so right on paper, but I realized I had dodged a bullet by following my gut and ending things with him when he left me that message.

I took my profile down the next day.

I'm blissfully, happily single again.

Have you ever gone on an Internet date? Tell me your happy and/or horror stories!!!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Hungover, Per Se

I have a hangover today. Not the kind of hangover that makes me want to barf, thankfully, but the kind where I just want to EAT until I burst. What I wouldn't give for a steaming bowl of wonton soup right now.

I had a date last night that started off promisingly with a shot of Patron, but went downhill when I told this person, whom I've been dating for a spell and have become quite fond of, that I don't think he's "healthy" for me. Have I mentioned I'm not very good at this whole "relationship" thing? I guess it's not that I'm not "good" at it, per se, but more that I'm just so damn guarded of my time and emotions, and how little of them I'm willing to invest in someone I'm not 100% sure will appreciate them.

Having spent five years in a pretty damn good relationship, and the subsequent pain-filled break up that I initiated when it had passed its expiration date makes a girl not want to give her heart to someone who isn't perfect for her, ya know? But how does one know if there's potential unless the proper time is given to figure it out, right? Sometimes I think I'm a little too blase about dating though, and too quick to write people off when I find one little chink in their armor.

I don't know what my point is. I get annoyingly ruminative when I'm hungover. Also hungry. What's your favorite hangover/sick food?

Monday, September 21, 2009

Dying In Car Accidents

I have a somewhat involved history with people I know dying in car accidents. This is in the front of my mind today, as I found out this morning that someone I'm acquainted with died in such a fashion over the weekend. It's my biggest fear - car accidents - both for myself and more so for people I know and care about. It's a thought that keeps me awake with anxiety some nights, and on other nights is an intrusive, obsessive thought that requires half a Xanax to quell.

The first two boyfriends I had, both important ones in their own right, are dead. The first one died in a flash flood while driving through Nevada with his very best friend by his side. Is that a actual car accident? I'm not sure, but it's an easier way to explain. I found out about his passing while sitting on the bed of the second one, who died a few years later when he drove his damn car off the freeway and into a wall. I think about them sometimes...not about what they were like when I knew them, but about their last few moments of being alive. It haunts me, and I think of alternative scenarios (being a person who daydreams constantly) in which I somehow save them or warn them beforehand.

The third was a best friend from high school, who had long since gone the way of typical high school friends - which is to say I didn't speak to her much, but whom I thought about warmly from time to time, always assuming that someday we'd catch up over drinks and memories. I found out about her fate after finding her older sister's website, and the subsequent memorial page she had created for her. Her sister and I emailed back and forth a couple times, with her last email ending in the wise words "don't drink and drive".

I guess I'm a little traumatized from all these happenings, not to mention the memory of the aftermath of the accident I witnessed as a little kid. I deal by convincing myself that death, specifically ones caused by car accidents, are just part of life. I try to tell myself it won't happen to me, but even by writing that out and posting it on my blog, I feel like I'm condemning myself to such a fate. I guess I'm more superstitious than I lead myself to believe.

What are you terrified of? Lets all put it into words, and convince ourselves that by doing so, we're lessening the chances of it actually happening.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Rez Walk

I'm sitting in the passenger seat of my car after having just laced up my running shoes. I lean back in my seat and switch off the radio with an angry twist, as I hate talk radio and I'm already in a bad mood to begin with. I hide my purse in my back seat, my car key tucked safely in my pocket, and wait for her to show up. Just as my mind begins to wander to some ugly thought, as it tends to do when I have too much time on my hands and, like I already said, am in a bad mood to begin with, she playfully jumps up in front of my parked car, startling me out of my daydream.

I flash her the biggest smile I can muster, and no explanation is needed as to why it's less that my usual. She already knows I'm feeling melancholy - that's why were here, that's always why we come here. We're both wearing weathered cut off jean shorts that are normally reserved for running errands and indoor wear only. My hair is mussed beyond repair and I probably have smudges of mascara under my eyes. It doesn't matter though, this ritual of ours isn't one of vanity.

We start up the hill at a brisk pace, arms pumping at our sides, and get right down to cases without missing a beat. "So," I start, and ask her about her job, specific details of her love life that only I know so intimately, as I've been following them for the past two and a half years - the duration of our friendship, and make her dish about the lurid contents of our 4 a.m. text conversation from the other night. About halfway around the reservoir (a popular place for walkers and joggers in east Los Angeles), the conversation effortlessly turns to me and my woes. "What happened the other night?" "List the things you're unhappy with about your life." "What can we do to change those things?"

By the time we start our second loop around the reservoir (or "rez", as we refer to it in text messages), I'm developing a mean blister on my left heel and my bangs are plastered to my forehead with sweat...but I'm snorting from laughter at the schemes we're cooking up, and we're sharing stories of our families that are heartbreaking yet cathartic. I always know she'll understand where I"m coming from. I know she won't judge me, and that if I need to talk about my problems the entire 4+ miles, I'm not being a burden to her, because she knows I would do - will do - the same for her in the future.

Two and a half years ago I asked her, then just a friend of a friend who intimidated the hell out of me, if she wanted to get lunch. I waited for her outside a shop on Hollywood Blvd. and, in the socially terrified state of mind which I was in at the time, was convinced that wouldn't show up. When she finally did (late, which I now know is just how she do) I had a lump in my throat from worry.

She's now my closest friend, someone I can't imagine my life without...really and truly CAN. NOT. imagine being okay without her being a text message away. She makes me laugh uproariously, seethe with anger when she's been wronged, and my own heart aches when she's hurting.

When our second lap is finished, we high five, throw some encouraging sentiments back and forth, and get in our respective cars and drive in different directions home. I turn up the radio, which has thankfully now switched from talk to music, and let the cool night air flow into my face until I stop sweating. My mood has lifted considerably. My smile is genuine now, and I'm ready to face the rest of the week, whatever difficulties are thrown in my direction. I'm lucky - so incredibly lucky - to have a friend like her.




Monday, September 14, 2009

Before I'm 30 - Try Uni

Do you know what that little plate of blurry grossness is, my friends? That is my latest conquest in my "Before I'm 30" list...one that I would just as soon forget. I lucked out by finding myself at a quiet and upscale little sushi restaurant on Friday night with a date who was just as clueless as I to the delicate yet acquired taste of this dish (and also not-immune to my batted-eyelashed pleas to join me in my adventure).

The Japanese waitress scoffed at us mildly when we ordered it, and we told her when she dropped the plate of that it was both of our first tastes, hoping it would endear us to her a little. It didn't. As soon as I stuffed the large mouthful into my maw, she flounced over and asked me how I liked it, to which I could only gesture with a enthusiastic thumbs up, when really all I wanted to do was spit the mushy mess into my napkin. Somehow I swallowed, though, and pleaded ignorance and apologies to my date, who was equally aghast at the texture of this supposed delicacy.

We cleansed our newly matured palates with cold beer, warm sake, and later two of the largest cupcakes I've ever laid my wide eyes on. I think I'm going to need to follow this tick off my list with something a bit more pleasant, such as making out on the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland or going camping.

Friday, September 11, 2009

New Age Bullshit: Not Just For Hippies Anymore!

Oh my...I've been a bad little blogger, haven't I? I think this might be the longest I've ever gone without a new post, and I'm truly sorry for that. But lest you think it is you I've been ignoring, my dear readers, please know that my lack of writing in ANY form has gotten so bad that my therapist and I have devised a plan in which I set my cell phone alarm to go off at 3 p.m. everyday, at which point I set a timer and drop everything, forcing myself to write for thirty minutes. Thirty minutes! I have forty eight sets of those everyday, and I have to literally force myself to use up just ONE of those sets!

In any event, I'm happy that I'm at least able to write once I sit down and super glue my fingers to the keyboard. The words flow, I adore doing it, and some really great prose comes out of this stubborn brain of mine. Slowly but surely, I guess.

As for the aforementioned therapy, which I've written about here and here...well my goodness, it's going so well! I feel as though I'm actually making progress, instead of just sitting in a small room, droning on and on about my childhood to someone who couldn't care less, which is the norm, I've found. Progress towards what, I'm not exactly sure yet...a better outlook on life? an understanding of why I get sad and stressed out, and a better way to cope with those feelings?

My therapist is very analytical, and I enjoy discussing the reasons behind my feelings and actions with her. It's as though a light bulb will go off in my head and I'll laugh out loud at myself at so easily falling into obvious patterns, once she explains them to me. One thing she mentioned that I found quite intriguing, which she brought up after a particularly bad week I had, was how easily we revert back to our childhood emotions when things don't go as planned.

I consider myself a mature person, emotionally reasonable and with an intellectually sound mind, but how did I deal with rejections when I was a child? What were my first thoughts when I couldn't master something (math was a big one) or a plan I had made failed miserably? I beat myself up about it, that's what. I blamed every failed attempt and every misstep on myself, and took it as evidence that I sucked as a person. So when setbacks occur now, although I have become a confident adult, I haven't yet learned a new way of perceiving those setbacks, and regress back to my old negative and self loathing patterns.

I dunno, it may sound a little new agey, but I thought it might be helpful to any of you who have the same thought patterns as myself. It's really a great way to look at therapy, too, for those of you who have never experienced it and are afraid to try it: it's just a means of maturing your reactions to those inevitable ups and downs we experience in our lives. It's learning a new way of interpreting your reactions, and calling yourself out on your own bullshit, self critical explanations for why things go wrong. It's working for me, 100%.

How about you? Have you ever been to a therapist? What was your experience like?

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Passing Notes

It was a crisp weekday morning - a perfectly ordinary San Francisco day in Fall. It must have been during my period of unemployment, after being fired from an office job that had long past its expiration date in terms of enjoyment anyway. The unemployment checks had been rolling in, which when added to my nightly tips at my waitressing job, left me happily and unexpectedly brimming with superfluous spending money and free afternoons.

I was waiting patiently for a bus at West Portal Station - my destination must have been the Mission district, as this was where this particular bus was destined for. Perhaps I was headed out for some shopping, or lunch at my favorite tapas restaurant that boasted lunch specials and cheap bottles of foreign beer. Maybe I was on my way to the small, privately owned women's spa that had a single-person steam room and a sun deck that allowed one to bask, unabashedly naked, in the sun - youthful tits pointed upward like an offering to whatever Greek God controlled such things. Whatever the case, there I sat on the bus bench, immersed in a book, minding my own.

What I do remember about that day, or what I remembered last night as I was falling asleep, three or four years after the fact, was the little blond girl, and the handwritten note I gave her grandmother.

She was a matronly, but still youngish woman sitting as poised as one can muster when perched in a fold-out seat. Slightly grey hair in a shampoo-set, wearing a sensible and tidy cotton outfit, clutching her gargantuan purse firmly in her lap while her little granddaughter - perhaps nine years old - ran rabidly and enthusiastically around her. The little girl asked her grandmother silly, nonchalant questions that were met with short, aloof answers. When the girl curiously ventured toward me, much to my delight (curious children always delight me) she was scolded for "annoying" me before I could croak out the answer to her question of what I was reading.

She twirled and flitted around the bus stop, ignorant to the annoyance in her grandmother's voice which grew more hostile with every innocent question (ones so charming I giggled behind my book at their creativity). She'd throw me a glance every few moments, to which I'd smile a silly smile and a wink to let her know I was in on the joke. Her grandmother noticed our exchanged, and told the girl to "quit showing off" her voice dripping with hostility.

This woman's behaviour upset me on so many levels, and I felt my heart growing heavy with disdain and. The little girl with tangled hair, wearing a mismatched outfit - she reminded me of myself as a child, you see. "Weird" - I got that label a lot. I didn't fit in. I was silly and imaginative and languidly backstroked through a world of my own creation - fueled by books and the view of the world I gleaned from them. It hurt me so much not to fit in, but I had no idea how to change. The teasing, the name calling, the ostracization. I'm so glad I learned to accept and embrace my mind, instead of conforming to the norm like I was supposed to.

While we sat on the bus, myself a couple rows back from the grandmother and her unique little ingénue, I composed a note to the older woman. The little girl was too young to notice that the grandmother disliked her, but I could hear it in her voice and it made me sick to my stomach. I had no idea how long they'd be on the bus, so I wrote quickly and ferociously, my hand cramping from my tight grip on my pen. They started collecting their things and pulled the "stop requested" lever somewhere around Guerrero and 22nd. I hurried to finish the note.

I don't remember what I wrote, but I do remember my heart racing as I wondered if I really had the nerve to hand the note off to this grandmother, to this angry old woman. It wasn't a mean letter, nor hurtful. I wrote about how her daughter was fun and creative - so full of life and that one day I hoped to be lucky enough to have a child like that, that it wouldn't be long before the little girl stopped caring what the woman said, and either mirrored her grandmothers disdain, or worse, stopped being creative altogether.

"You dropped something," I said to the grandma as she made her way towards the back door, and handed her the note.

"Oh!" she exclaimed as she took the note from my hand with a politeness she obviously reserved for strangers.

That was it. I don't know what happened next. She got off the bus and perhaps threw the scrap of paper away, thinking it was trash. Maybe she read it right there on the street and angrily threw it into the gutter, and was even meaner to her granddaughter for the rest of the day. Maybe she stuck it in her purse and read it when she got home that evening, finding it when she rummaged through her purse, looking for her keys.

Maybe it made her sad. Maybe it made them closer. I'll never really know. I'm glad I did it though. I'm glad I'm still that bold little girl I once was, who is silly enough to imagine that she can make a difference. I hope that girl at the bus stop is, too.

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